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pyramid schemes - t-shirt
pyramid schemes - t-shirt
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UK: 3–5 working days. Free on orders over £40.
EU: 5–10 working days.
US: 7–14 working days.
We work with independent makers across the UK, EU and US. If your order includes items from more than one brand, it may arrive in separate parcels on different days. You're never charged more than once for delivery.
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Product Description
Product Description
buy my snake oil, it's better than the other snake oils out there. My snake oil will lubricate your hands so that you can post better on the internet. Remember steam trains? Well this oil is imbibed with big train energy that will improve your K/D ratio on most videogames like simcity, farming simulator, Balatro - I could keep naming games but we both know you could master them all, especially if your gaming hands were slick with my oil. Hey how about this, you buy 200 bottles from me and sell them yourself for a lil extra? Maybe you could message every friend you have on steam and tell them about OUR oil that makes your RGB keyboard light up like a christmas arson attack? We're in this together now, all the way to top, I will hold you hand and drag you up there, like Sisyphus pushing the boulder but you’re pushing me I guess I don't know where I was really going with this analogy but OIL yes we have lots of it and your friends could also be in the oil business, ha ha ha yes.
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
About the Supplier
About the Supplier
dogecore
dogecore is two friends on the internet who started out sending each other funny jpgs and ended up building a brand from it.
Everything is made in-house: the art, the words, the advertising. No agency, no design team, no licensing deals. They describe themselves as two goblins making silly little designs, which tells you roughly how seriously they take themselves and how seriously they take the work.
The designs have found an audience well beyond the corner of the internet they came from, including an official collaboration with the game Crusader Kings III.
We stock them because independent artists making their own work, and keeping ownership of it, is worth supporting.
